Sometimes you have thirty seconds and a phone in your hand and nothing much to do with either. Here is a small, silly thing for exactly that.
The Daily Squeak is one roof-rat joke that changes every day. Mock news, wordplay, the odd comic or song parody. Most of them have a little “The science…” note underneath, because a surprising number of these are built on real rat facts. You can read it or ignore it, your call.
Every squeak we have ever run is kept in the archive, and it is searchable. Try “almond” or “hammock” and see what comes up. You can also link straight to any single joke if you want to send one to a friend.
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