Tales from the Mischief presents
Colony’s Got Talent
Roofy: “Tonight we crown the colony’s greatest talent. I am not entered. Legends judge. Write that down.”
Tommy: “I have been unimpressed professionally for nine years. Begin.”
Bandito: “Behold. One pea. No net.”
Bao Bao performed a stare. It lasted four minutes. Muttly cried. Muttly was not a judge.
Muttly: “Thank you! It’s about hope.”
Muttly: “Scores, please!”Tommy: “I have decided nothing happened.”
Tommy: “Rule one, no drops. Bandito never let go, so he never dropped. A flawless record. He wins.”He ate the prize.Tales from the Mischief. A new sketch on Sundays.
Roof rats readily carry food off, measured in the field as nearly a third of the seeds they touched, and a carrying rat holds the item to its chest with the forepaws, which is what keepers watch them do. A ‘no drops’ champion is really just a rat doing exactly what rats do.[1]