Tales from the Mischief presents
Take Your Rat To Work Day
Roofy: “The commute takes nine seconds and the vehicle apologises when it wobbles. I am delivered.”
Roofy: “I have read your emails. All of them. We must discuss your habit of apologising to the bank.”
Roofy: “The talking brick obeys anyone with a voice. I have a voice. Write that down.”
“The expenses meeting went well. Mine were approved. Yours raised several questions.”
Muttly: “Head of Security, reporting. Today I secured the post, a moth, and half my own lunch. The moth escaped.”
Tommy: “I do not work here. I own here. Rent is due in warmth and silence.”
Roofy: “Your performance review is Thursday. Bring biscuits. How dreadful. For you, I mean.”
You’re carrying the CEO.Tales from the Mischief. A new sketch on Sundays.
Roof rats are climbers first: Rattus rattus prefers to travel above the ground along beams, wires and branches, which makes a human shoulder prime commuting infrastructure.[1]